deoxyhemoglobin:

tashacho:

xtyrannosauruslex:

lavantant:

homosexuallovin:

manicpixiedreamspock:

xtyrannosauruslex:

i could go for some mad dick right about now

angry penis

Enraged schlong

what the hell stop talking about my surname
norly everyone calls me mad dick or mad cock because my last name is maddock

wtf everyone
this post has gone south and not in the way i wanted someone to

infuriated meat tube

These genitals are FUCKING PISSED

kareshy:

gigaguess:

mrsdevilla:

the-treble:

internationalgirl:

This is why you should have a cat y’all. Egyptians believed that cats repelled evil spirits.

Cats are evil spirits. They’re just the strongest so all others must bow to their greatness.

Actually according to legend, cats are guardians of the Underworld. So once you are dead if you try to sneak back into the land of the living they send you back where you came from. They protect the living from the dead.

If you ever wonder why a cat stares off into the wild blue yonder and then bolts off for “no reason…”

That cat even looks like it’s accusing him of something like wait a Fucking minute here are you dead did you really think you could slip that shit passed me

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